Beyonce Endorses Beto O’Rourke on Election Day

San Antonio Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich said he would support Beto O’Rourke in his Senate race against Ted Cruz

San Antonio Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich said he would support Beto O’Rourke in his Senate race against Ted Cruz

Triumph finally confronted Cruz after one of his rallies. Instead of tacking to the center on key issues like gun control, immigration, abortion, and health care, O'Rourke ran on a platform that was more or less indistinguishable from that of Bernie Sanders.

Cruz went head-to-head with O'Rourke's unconventional campaigning efforts, which included visiting every county in Texas and refusing campaign donations from political action committees. He offers to coach some Latinx voters in the O'Rourke crowd on how to pass as white so they won't have a problem voting. A CBP spokesman said today's activities are "operational readiness exercises" related to preparing for the caravan, which is still hundreds of miles south of the border.

"Does it concern you that half your base thinks they can vote for you through Instagram?" he asked.

Obviously, Beto is getting off lightly.

Triumph replied with a burn that might've left a scar.

It was a bitter fight, in which Mr Trump branded Mr Cruz "Lyin' Ted" and insulted his wife. That mind is none other than Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (and the man behind him, SNL vet Robert Smigel).

"Which do you think was harder for Ted to forgive?" After some playful back-and-forth ribbing, Triumph turned his attention to Beto's opponent. "The Trump administration, and by extension the (Texas Gov. Greg) Abbott administration, have done quite enough to intimidate voters without staging military rehearsals on Election Day". "See, because he's a reptile".

Cruz, who was first elected to the U.S. Senate in 2012, has been a prominent, if not contentious, figure in the Republican Party. "Because he's a ugly fish monster!"

"Hey, I support spaying and neutering", Triumph said, "just like Trump did to you!"

But Triumph later turned it into a chant of "Lyin" Ted'. "I'm not 'overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming'".

"Ted, is it true you will defend the constitution at all costs?" "Just remember", Cruz cautioned Triumph.

Cruz then tried to make a joke about the Democrats taking Triumph to get fixed.

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